Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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