is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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