I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
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That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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