haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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