the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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