All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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