his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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