I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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