I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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