is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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