My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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