i was born a porn star she said
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
