What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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