I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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