she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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