I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
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thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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