I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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