I got chris browned last night
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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