this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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