He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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