she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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