i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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