I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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