That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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