YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
