Taylor Swift is so right about you.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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