i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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