yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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