with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
