? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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