Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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