How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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