I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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