Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he shaved USA in his pubs
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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