Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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