I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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