Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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