marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
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I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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