Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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