That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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