is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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