just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
And then he peed in my hair
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