Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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