While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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