Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I have aggressive nipples.
COCAINE IS GR8
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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