okay pat passed out under dana's car
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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