Non-Jews are for practice
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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