do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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