No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.