who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
