WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.