Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.