In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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