Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
