He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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