oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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