id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
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Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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