carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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