Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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