I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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