Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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