I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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